The Book I Didn’t Publish

Plans ruined by red tape and men in black

A bright yellow book cover titled You don’t know you’re born, the letter O in each word being represented by an object (alarm clock, LP record, circular telephone dial, speedometer and leather football)
The book that never was (My own image)

In 2012, unemployed and frustrated by the lack of jobs that were available, I hatched an idea to produce a self-published book. This would be my fourth such publication, and the first that was not football related. One of my books became a regional best-seller, so with that and the experience…



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Joseph Yossarian

Freelance writer and blogger from the north-east coast of England, specialising in true crime, childhood memories and whatever takes my fancy.